It's funny because it's true. And couldn't have happened to a better corporation...

Hitting stores from Florida to Arkansas, Texas to Iowa, four Portland, Tenn., residents lived for more than a decade off the proceeds from a theft operation of a ''staggering magnitude,'' police say ... The four suspects and their immediate associates are accused of scamming Wal-Mart out of $1.5 million over 10 years. That doesn't include what they allegedly stole from two other unidentified retail chains.